Forget Iran, Let's Shock And Awe Guyana And Trinidad

There's a lot of talk and singing about bombing Iran but President Bush should be gearing up to blow up other countries. Now that our law enforcement agencies have foiled a plot to attack JFK International Airport, we know who the attackers are and they aren't Iranian. The evil masterminds (that didn't get past the planning stages) hail from such Caribbean-area nations as Guyana and Trinidad-Tobago. Clearly, these countries are enemies of peace loving people all over the world, freedom and America. So let's go ahead and bomb them.

Despite the fact that the war on terrorism is killing dozens of our troops every month and draining our treasury, it is definitely time to invade two more countries. We need to shock and awe these two nations because if we don't, the terrorists win. Isn't that right George?

Now for all the treasonous America-haters out there, you might be thinking about how the hell we would pay for these endeavors, how would the world see our actions and the most important question...what the f**k are you thinking Josh Ing? This ridiculous idea sounds like it comes from the brilliant mind of George Bush and the neo-cons who think for him.

Well people, I would have to say you are right. Going after Guyana and Trindad is completely insane. Now how does that differ from going into Iran, Iraq and nearly every other country out there. We need to focus on ourselves, let law enforcement take care of the terrorists so our military can stop terrorizing everybody else.