Bush's "Stomach Virus"

George Bush skipped out on part of the G8 conference this week due to what was announced as a stomach virus. However a certain photograph seen here might raise some suspicions about what made George so sick. As an admitted alcoholic (who found God so he doesn't drink says the President) George has/had a fondness for the drink. Seeing him drink what officials insist is a non-alcoholic beer can certainly raise a few red flags.

Even non-alcoholic beer has minute amounts of alcohol in it. It is never a wise decision for one of George's kind to partake in it. Tasting it might make George want the real thing (if it isn't a real one already). I wonder what people say in his AA meetings...oh wait, he doesn't go to them.