Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Who Will Win The "GOP Survivor" Contest?

With so many personalities and so much at stake, which one of these contestants will come out on top to rule what is left of the Republican party? The creators of the ad at the DNC do not make a guess as to who'll win, so I'll make one. Since the party is all about money and power and principles be damned, the contestant with the most natural ability is Rush Limbaugh. With an eight-figure salary from Clear Channel and an impressive skill that makes other Republicans bow before him, Rush can decimate his opponents with just a few seconds of airtime on his syndicated show.