Jesus Was Not A Republican

If there was such a crazy system as the two-party one back in Jesus' day, there is no way in hell he would be a Republican. Jesus was for peace, helping one another and love for all mankind. Republicans like war, helping themselves and loving almost no one and hating everyone that is different from them. Even with those "values," Republicans like Gov. Mark Sanford like to think the man from Nazareth was one of them.

From The Christian Science Monitor:

"Jesus himself could come back as a Republican candidate these days, and there would still be some people saying, 'I don't know about that guy,' " Gov. Mark Sanford, a Republican, says in a phone interview. "There's a really strong fine-tooth comb people are running through the candidates that you probably wouldn't see if things were looking rosier for Republicans these days."

Well now Mr. Sanford, Jesus wouldn't come back for that. Even if he did, most likely he'd be a third party candidate.