Bill O'Reilly's Tips For Kids

Whenever I have children, I know in my heart of hearts, that if they are going to get some good advice, it's going to have to come from none other than Bill O'Reilly. Thankfully he has taken some time out of his busy schedule to write a children's book (already did that adult-styled one) for all the young ones out there. I'd read some of the passages, but wouldn't you rather have Tom Tomorrow's interpretation instead?