Tuesday, October 02, 2007

No Dildos In Decatur

In case you haven't been to Alabama recently, you might not know that it is illegal to sell items that are meant as "useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs for anything of pecuniary value." Pecuniary, now you don't hear that word very often. They may be able to use big words down in the Alabama legislature (and now the courts as well) but obviously the First Amendment isn't held in very high regard.

From the AP:

MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) — The U.S. Supreme Court declined Monday to hear a challenge to Alabama's ban on the sale of sex toys, ending a nine-year legal battle and sending a warning to store owners to clean off their shelves.

An adult-store owner had asked the justices to throw out the law as an unconstitutional intrusion into the privacy of the bedroom. But the Supreme Court declined to hear the appeal, leaving intact a lower court ruling that upheld the law.

Sherri Williams, owner of Pleasures stores in Huntsville and Decatur, said she was disappointed, but plans to sue again on First Amendment free speech grounds.

"My motto has been they are going to have to pry this vibrator from my cold, dead hand. I refuse to give up," she said.


Now that's what I call patriotism. "Give me dildos or give me death."