New Excuses To Not Pay Your Bills

Well Bush has gone and done it again. Invading our privacy and ruining what our country was founded on seems to be his mission while residing on 1600 Pennsylavania. Now he can open up our mail as he chooses, casting the judiciary branch aside yet again. As I write this from 700 Pennsylvania this morning I tried to come up with a silver lining for the latest travesty from the White House.

So here it is, have you ever gotten threatening letters from credit card companies and other such ilk? Well now you have an excuse to say you 'didn't get the mail'. The letter they wrote you after not paying for four months had to be threatening. Since it was threatening it might infringe on your security and being that you live here in the States you thereby live in the nation. Hence, national security is being violated. So when you see that envelope in the mail, it can be grounds for being snatched up by our bill o'rights breakin' President.