Explosion At Fox News HQ, Propaganda Overload Suspected

An explosion occurred this morning at Fox News headquarters in midtown Manhattan. Despite CNN's glee at the building being destroyed by a terrorist attack, that does not seem to have been the case. While the rest of the media reports an accidental chemical explosion on the upper floors in an equipment room, I think many are missing the obvious.

Recently massive amounts of propaganda have been building up all across the company, from the lowly interns to the even lower-based life forms known as pundits. With the Bush Administration in tatters (despite Democratic efforts to sustain it) Fox News has been working overtime to put a good face on neo-cons throughout the White House and across the country.

People like Shepard Smith, Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly and many others have dedicated their tireless efforts in order to disinform the American public. The entire network has been dutifully parroting Bush's talking points, but lately that hasn't been enough. Since Fox has been focusing on so much sex, the computers might have just gone overboard and exploded, leading to the catastrophe we saw today.

Unfortunately Fox does not seem to care about the cause of the explosion, so future "accidents" could become commonplace. If you walk by 1211 Avenue of the Americas on a regular basis, please beware of falling loads of bullshit at all hours of day and night.

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My apologies to the injured, I hope they recover quickly and never return the aforementioned building.