The WWJD Doll

So two thousand and some years ago, little baby Jesus was a few days old and resting with his parents. So this time of year the Christian world rejoices in his birth, but how many remember who Jesus was and what he stood for? That is why the Unemployed Philsopher's Guild is here to help you and your conservative friends remember with this cute little doll. So for all of you warmongers out there, take a look at this doll and his bracelet before calling for all out war with whatever country you fear/despise/loathe the most.