Rudy The Red-Nosed Republican

An original parody, from me to Rudy Giuliani.

You know the tune:

Rudy, the red-nosed Republican
had a very checkered past.
And if you ever saw him,
you'd see him stickin' Judy in the...

All of the other candidates
used to laugh and call him names
So poor little ol' Rudy
would just lie and exaggerate his no good name

Then one foggy Caucus Eve
Reagan came to say:
"Rudy with that 9/11 slight,
won't you guide the Grand Old Party tonight?"

Then all the candidates loathed him
as they shouted out with scorn,
Rudy the red-nosed Republican,
the firefighters wish you were never born!