Bill Maher's New Rules, Don't Taser Grannies!

Another great "New Rules" from Bill Maher. He covers a bunch of topics from last week, but the focus on a Texas cop tasering a grandmother for using bad words is well deserved:



Oh and of course, for the main part of this video, all I have to say is "hell yes!"

Bill Maher's New Rules: America Has Every Right To Be Bitter

Another great set of "New Rules":



I couldn't agree more, if you think the Democrats are going to take away your God, your gun or give the gun to a Mexican to shoot your God, then you truly are like Bill O'Reilly.

New Rules: You're An Idiot If Ya Don't Know Whats Going On

Here's another brutally honest commentary from the one and only Bill Maher:

New Rules: Lactating, Thighs, Conspiracies and iPhone Nerds

This past "New Rules" on Bill Maher was definitely a good one. Check it out:

New Rules

Bill Maher sets it straight for Republicans on the war and a score of different people that have screwed up this week:

Bill Maher Is Back!

'Real Time' on HBO, the new season kicked off just a couple hours ago on HBO. After a furious search of the internets, there really isn't much out there just yet. However, Roger Catlin had a few words to say about the show. As he describes tonight's show in short detail, you can see that he is a little bit bored before the 'New Rules' comes on.

From his blog on the Hartford Courant:

He had plenty of guests to get to. John Edwards gave his platform via satellite from Las Vegas, and John Amaechi, the former NBA player who came out as gay, via satellite from New York toward the end of the broadcast.

His initial panel was a bit of a bore, with token Republican Michael Steele of GO-Pac, former CEO of Hewlett-Packard Carly Fiorina (flogging a book), and the host from “The Late Late Show,” Craig Ferguson, playing it mostly seriously.

There was still his “New Rules” to get to though, and that’s always worth hanging out for. It began this time with the recent news about the Rev. Ted Haggard, who lost his job for patronizing a gay prostitute announcing he was 100 percent straight.

"You can’t make a gay man 100 percent straight in a month, especially if that month contains fashion week," Maher said. "A month to change your sexuality? I’ve spent longer than that on hold trying to quit AOL!”

Other late night comics make easy political jokes; what sets Maher apart is the fire that ignites his show-closing rants, this one out dismissing worthy candidates based on single gaffes, citing Howard Dean's "Yee Haw" and Joe Biden's recent pick of poor words to describe Barack Obama.

Here's the text of the New Rules from Huffington Post, read more from the link and stay tuned for the video clips!