If there weren't enough wars going on for you (on drugs, on terror, on the constitution, etc etc) then I have good news, there is a new one and this isn't one to take lightly. The Pope wants to take on the devil, to conduct a full scale operation versus Satan and demonic possession. Satan is counter to all that is holy and he must be stopped. To convey a personal message from Pope Benedict XVI to George Bush, "my war is bigger than your war!"
From The Daily Mail:
The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.
Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.
They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."
Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.
Clearly, George is going to have to come up with a new and bigger war to counteract the Pope's war. Obviously Satan is worse than terror, because Satan causes terror (right Mr. Robertson?) and Osama is merely a servant of Satan (not his own fanatical view of Islam). What war will the President think of with less than 387 days left in office....it's going to have to be a good one.
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