Bush Goes Beserk, Thinks He's An Ape

It looks like all of that coke and booze over the years is finally taking its toll on the President. Despite his self-proclaimed sobriety, the President is starting to lose his marbles in private meetings with his friends. He is very determined to let people know he's the President (really?) and that he will do his best to make Iraq a huge mess for his successors. I know Gore said it is a waste of time to impeach him, but he really needs to go...now.

From The Dallas Morning News:

But by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated “I am the president!” He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of “our country’s destiny.”

Wow, this man shouldn't be running a war, he should be locked up in a psych ward. Our country's destiny is to be stuck in Iraq for decades while our soldiers are picked off every damn day? Screw that and screw you.